Dilemmas: Hot Girl vs Piss Porn
Bitter Sweet
Bitter Sweet
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Your dick is in your hand, you can think of nothing other than releasing the demon, but your rigid friend needs a little help from the internet.
The internet was made for porn – so much so, it has been said that it is now possible for men to spurge their slosh just by entering a wi-fi hotspot. It is truly great. But with great porn comes grave responsibility, and all too soon comes the time to make some serious decisions about what you are capable of and where your life is going.
The internet has made porn so easy. I’m lucky enough to been too young to buy porn when the internet became available and so I have never suffered the pain of shop-bought porn. And internet porn is VAST. Top shelf filth is limited to “jugz”, “over 40s” and “ugleez”, the internet caters for every niche you can conceive of.
And that, my friend, is where you enter the danger zone.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Your dick is bored, bored of watching the same old clips of big titty girls, so you start surfing some new ones. Most of these bitches are fake, and look like they have herpes, so you keep browsing looking for some prime meat. At long last, you find a girl you feel you could actually choke out your rattlesnake to, she’s hot, she’s got the curves and she seems to suck cock like a menace. Your peen is pleased.
But what’s this? Is she mixing it up? What is she doing? Shouldn’t she be taking it anal at this point? Wait… is she…. drinking piss?
This is it people – decision time. You’ve invested a lot of time in looking for decent porn, you’re at the end of your tether. You have two options.
Drop it: The sight of piss is too much, you’ve now officially got a ‘soft-on’, switch off, go to bed, you lose.
Go with it: You’ve spent the best part of your Saturday night researching the ‘right’ kind of porn and you’re not about to let a bit of piss get in your way. The girl is hott and you can phase out the foulness and focus on those titties jiggling around just long enough to clock off.
If you’ve elected to Go with it, you are entering troubled water my friend, good luck to you, peace be with you. If you elected to Drop it it’s a reasonable decision and we can’t blame you, but let’s face it, you’re probably the kind of guy who hides from gunfire – am I right?
If however, you are genuinely stumped as to which option you should take – follow me.
It’s true, it can be a genuine dilemma. That girl is smoking hot, like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Are you really willing to let some sexy girl meat get away that easily? And let’s face it, it did take you ages to find something remotely interesting. But on the other hand, it is piss.
Here are some helpful pointers to help you navigate your way through a HOT GIRL vs PISS PORN DILEMMA.
How hott is the girl?
Is she a definite 10? A 9 and a half? A 6? If she’s anything like a 7 or under you have to reconsider – why are you really considering watching the piss porn? Is it for the piss? Probably. If she’s of “if-I-saw-this-girl-I-would-rape-her” quality, it may be worth continuing to watch. If not, you should probably consider saving yourself and tossing off to Home and Away instead.
How much piss is there?
If the porn you are watching is like 90% piss and 10% girl, switch off now. If the girl gets no action other than piss-action, switch off now. If the piss is a minor part of the video and can easily be skipped and forgotten, you might just be able to soldier on with the right balance.
Will your wife/girlfriend/mother find out?
Do others have access to your computer? Your browsing history? Your bookmarks? Let’s face it, girls must know guys like porn. They can’t all live in an imaginary world where porn doesn’t happen and we don’t watch it, so if your significant other finds your porn stash or accidentally catches you shuffling one out over bigtitsrus.com it’s no biggie. At the end of the day, there might be a few red faces but you’ll all get over it eventually so long as you man it out.
To get caught with pissporn is a different game altogether. Imagine explaining to your mum or your girlfriend “but it’s just some piss, I usually skip that part or imagine it’s normal cum”. It’s not gonna happen. You’ve just bought yourself a one way ticket to singlesville and a lifetime of therapy. Weigh up the cost of enjoying a spot of fetish against the pain of living a life on the sex offenders list. How much do you have to lose?
Is this girl in any non-piss porn?
Look this girl up, if she’s as hot as you seem to think, she’ll be famous. If so, there’s a chance she’ll have appeared in a better porno that doesn’t involve piss or any other kind of excrement. Odds are against you though. Once girls go piss, most normals won’t touch her again, she’s resigned to a life of grime.
Can you maintain a hard-on despite the piss?
If you find your little fella can’t battle on despite those amazing breasts, give up, you’ve lost. If however, your chap is more than happy to fight the good fight, you might ask yourself how much of an obstacle this piss business is anyway…
Are you willing to submit to piss?
In many ways piss is the gateway drug of the porn world. It’s familiar and within easy access to all of us. So what if there’s a little piss in my porn, it can’t hurt, right? WRONG.
You let a little piss into your porn life, next thing you’re having sexy dreams that involve urine – and you like it. Next, you find yourself typing ‘piss’ into the search engines at night, next you start touching your own piss and asking to watch your wife drizzle herself and freezing her ‘samples’ to make popsicles, before you know it you’re typing ‘skat’ into the search engine and YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO THERE.
If you STILL can’t make up your mind…
If by this point you still can’t decide, I have to break it to you – YOU ARE INTO PISS.
KS
