COOKIE MONSTER DEAD
Cookie Monster Dead
COOKIE MONSTER was found dead on the streets of New York in the early hours of this morning.
Initial reports claim that Cookie Monster, who was shot dead at point blank range on the corner of Sesame Street, had been involved in a turf war with a neighbouring rival gang. Cookie, famous for his cookie-craving antics on the award winning Sesame Street was found by a young boy at 6:15 this morning. The boy is said to be in a state of shock and is claimed to have said “I wish I had found him before the rats”.
Sources close to Cookie Monster have said that Cookie had been ‘troubled’ of late and that it has been long suspected that he had been a victim of a long running blackmail campaign. “Cookie had been struggling to quash rumours about his sexuality. He used to have a lot of crazy parties, where anything would go, lots of young boys, loud music, drugs. We all suspected but no one really knew the truth. He had been acting really odd recently, very agitated”
It is so far unknown whether this information is tied to his death.
