Cor Blimey Fuckaduck! Gawd blessya guv!
Me name’s Tom Teakle and I’m yor run o’the mill yank!
Tha’s reet, I comes from the land o’ fopportuni’ee! I gots me own views on fings an I’m gonna make you learn wot I knows!
Fahkin ell! Lemme tell you a wee bit bout my home in real Yankland! It’s FAHKING hot all the FAHKING time, and jeans are well cheap! They make films an tha ere, an I fahking love dat shit!
You gotta keep yer eyes peeled for wot oim gonna say next in me blog! Wahay!
