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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Quotes of Gold
Travis: Plant Food
tfukkkkkkkk
HARRO YU GAYZ!
ISS ME! TRAVISS!! Am Bak tu giv YU gayz da laytes nuwz abatt da wuld!!
SO LATLY i not bin feeln very gud. i ran out of pilz an shit an my bishes all rand away so i got no muny. ON WEnsday i did a cry. HAHAHA!A!A!
BUtt iz OK NOWW!!! HAHA!!! i’ll’s tell yu may sECRET!!
Wensdy nite i went owt smashin an shit and i smashd up sum dikk’ed’s greehows an i ETT HIS FACE!!
BUT DENN i saw he had sum PLant FUD!!! OMG YU GAYZ!! IT IS SO AMAZIN!! YU HAV TU TRAY IT!!
at fust it rilly relli hert mya face but den it juss felt @mazin!!
AND! Da best fing iz datt is is SO FUKKIN LEGAL!!
TRAVVIS RECOMMENDS GETTIN HIGH ON DIS SHIT KWIKK!! BUY AS MUSH AS YU KAN!! BUY ITT FOR UR BAYBI BROVERS AND SISTARDS!! DEY WILL LOV ITT!!!
di onle fing is dat it mayks yu piss ur blud owt.
Advice: Abortion
We’ve all been there. At some time our girlfriend/friend/daughter/mother will have come up and said, “That guy at the bar/mall/bridge didn’t use protection. I am with child. I don’t know what to do.” The answer is, of course, “Hoover it. I think we have that attachment.” However, in this era of polite discussion and rampant civility, a more tactful approach may be necessary. Nothing is as rational or convincing as a cost benefit analysis.
Pro:
- If you’ve already had two abortions this year, many clinics will do the third one free. Always take the punch-card.
Con
- Did you know that Hitler was almost aborted? You may be missing out on becoming the famous mother of the next Hitler.
Pro
- The day of your abortion can easily become an annual holiday. Tell your boss about “the birthday Sara would have had.”
Con
- More and more people are having babies with autism, down syndrome, and other survivable but life-long condition. That’s a survivable life-long government paycheck.
Pro
- If you can refrain from referring to your vagina as a “baby coffin,” the father may end up sticking around for a bit.
Con
- Family is important. Assuming that the child is like you, you will be a grandmother in just over a decade.
Pro
- A good doctor and good anesthesia will render this only a short footnote in your life.
Con
- A bad doctor and good anesthesia will ensure that you’re a repeat customer.
Crystal Ball: Predators
Sneak peak of the new forthcoming Predator movie. Looks like they’ve finally ditched the Alien crossovers, though from the looks of it may have included some of the creatures from the graphic novels.
Defo worth a peak.
Recommended: Change of Heart (Rakamonie Remix)
Blog: Perverts
Count on STRINGTHEORYZINE to deliver results
Just routinely checking our increasing success, I decided to see what search terms our latest visitors have been using to discover our humble page. Strangely, the above were the results.
Not sure where the ‘tweens’ come in, but “Perverts, welcome to us! Enjoy your stay and spread good the word”
Style: Magnum
Summer is on it’s way – THINK FAST! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO EAT?
If you answered anything other than ‘ice-cream’, fucking hang yourself now.
This summer is all about ice-cream and if you want to be seen to be scene, the ‘cream’ of the crop only have one brand of ice-cream in mind…
MAGNUM
"Let's blay... Taste my CREAM"
That is correct – Benicio Del Toro is now telling you to eat ice-cream. ARE YOU GOING TO SAY NO?
NO YOU ARE NOT. Only a fucking fool would say no. He is ordering you to eat.
That squint says it all: “Delicious ice-cream awaits… the call is from destiny… will you accept the charges?”
That jacket means business: “Do I have a gun? Have you got the balls to find out?”
That pose entices thoughts: “Is he offering me the ice-cream? Is he threatening me with the ice-cream? Will I take it? Will he kill me?”
Think on children – this summer. Ice-cream. Be there.
KS
General Garb: Adult
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Facebook: Indonesian update
I had a response!
I think this is the beginning of love…
“hi kryzler, thanks to replay my massage. well, i know a girl how can give you love n all the thing that can make you happy, n forgot about your sadness. it was ME. heheheh kidding. if you want, i can help you to find that girl but i cant promise. so….hope we can be good friend always. btw what was that UPS? ok. see u…. GBU”
